I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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