Having a random hookup so left but love u
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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