Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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