i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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