Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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