Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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