they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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