We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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