I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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