hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Little spoons don't ask big questions
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I have already put on my inside pants.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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