Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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