I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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