Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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