i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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