Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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