i just wanna soil my oats bro
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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