come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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