But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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