She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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