at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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