be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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