Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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