Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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