ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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