You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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