god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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