Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
