Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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