I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Randomize