Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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