Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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