I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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