Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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