So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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