She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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