At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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