My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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