when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Randomize
