Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I forget how to act sober
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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