he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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