Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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