He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
How naked do you want me to be?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Shame - the story of my life.
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