...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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