you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
