I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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