So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
no. you can't hotbox the world.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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