don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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