Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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