East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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