Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Operation Purity has been aborted
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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