i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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