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say what?
wanna hang out?
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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