So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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